Originally published at: Beach towel pulled from snake | Boing Boing
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That snake looked like a pool noodle
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I feel like it’s worth lying about the towel so that we could use the headline “Grateful Dead Towel Pulled From Ungrateful Live Snake”
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There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
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I thought the snake swallowed one of those compressed towel pills… THAT would be sad.
But a normal facecloth? That snake is both stupid and lucky.
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Why??? Not fewd, sneck!
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And yet, he was clearly too straight and not at all hoopy.
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Dang, that’s where my towel went! Now I have to apologize to the wife and kids for blaming them.
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Man, that snek is going to be hoarse.
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Better now. 
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Well, it was World Towel Day yesterday.
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I think I would’ve just gotten a new towel
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I think they didn’t want to get a new snake.
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“Once I got started, I just couldn’t stop!” - the snake, probably.
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Poor guy just wanted some fiber in his diet.
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Was is it a Cottonmouth?
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A towel? A towel? I thought it was a carpet python.
At the time yes…
I certainly hope he didnt swear after having that removed, someone would have put some soap there.
You’d be surprised what stupid snakes swallow. I’ve personally seen towels, shoes, electrical devices…
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