This is pretty much what I was thinking. He’s all, just play it cool and keep walking. Nobody suspects a thing, just walk like I have a purpose.
The bear was looking for a cookie from Andy Williams.
Gonna find me some damn porridge. Not too hot. Not too cold. Then a nap. Yeah. Grrr.
I kept waiting for the joke like this and it never came… creepy indeed.
my thoughts exactly.
- situational awareness. bear is in open ground, wants to see further.
- i bet even the bear would hold the phone sideways.
And is proficient in the multi-claw interface
Any chance one of its front paws is injured?
It’s when they get their paws on artillery that you really need to start worrying.
If a bear can learn to walk upright, hopefully it shouldn’t be long before humans learn to shoot landscape video.
This is how bears walk when no-ones looking. This bear has clearly been busted!
How does the saying go? If a bear shits in the woods and no-one sees it… wait…
where is the pic-i-nic basket?
Two legs good. Four legs bad.
It’s worked before: (William Kotzwinkle, “The Bear Went Over the Mountain” http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Went-Over-Mountain-ebook/dp/B008TSC8AK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1407346060&sr=8-3&keywords=the+bear+went+over+the+mountain )
After reading that it is clear he was only looking for someone to light his cigarettes.
plus i love the emblem:
He’s trying to blend in with suburbia.
There’s a TV series right there
That’s the most effective way to reach the picnic basket.
That’s what I was thinking! It’s like a Far Side cartoon come to life.