Bear walking upright like a human

This is pretty much what I was thinking. He’s all, just play it cool and keep walking. Nobody suspects a thing, just walk like I have a purpose.

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The bear was looking for a cookie from Andy Williams.

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Gonna find me some damn porridge. Not too hot. Not too cold. Then a nap. Yeah. Grrr.

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I kept waiting for the joke like this and it never came… creepy indeed.

my thoughts exactly.

  1. situational awareness. bear is in open ground, wants to see further.
  2. i bet even the bear would hold the phone sideways.
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And is proficient in the multi-claw interface

Any chance one of its front paws is injured?

It’s when they get their paws on artillery that you really need to start worrying.

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If a bear can learn to walk upright, hopefully it shouldn’t be long before humans learn to shoot landscape video.

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This is how bears walk when no-ones looking. This bear has clearly been busted!

How does the saying go? If a bear shits in the woods and no-one sees it… wait…

where is the pic-i-nic basket?

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Two legs good. Four legs bad.

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It’s worked before: (William Kotzwinkle, “The Bear Went Over the Mountain” http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Went-Over-Mountain-ebook/dp/B008TSC8AK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1407346060&sr=8-3&keywords=the+bear+went+over+the+mountain )

After reading that it is clear he was only looking for someone to light his cigarettes.
plus i love the emblem:

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He’s trying to blend in with suburbia.

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There’s a TV series right there :smiley:

That’s the most effective way to reach the picnic basket.

That’s what I was thinking! It’s like a Far Side cartoon come to life.