Because F#CK you, metric system!

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It’s very simple.
1 gram equals (11-7)÷(∛515.2331*1.1•103) pounds
and
1 degree Celsius equals 33.8 degrees Fahrenheit

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This been here yet?

I love how it doesn’t just choose some silly arbitrary measure to replace metric.

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Just look at them!

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I’m looking at them RIGHT NOW!

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I love that they know how to stop spelling “chihuahuas” but not how to spell “Volkswagen”.

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Fluid ounces and milliliters are weights now

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grampa’s drunk again and has wandered off.

also: jeebus crikey! that’s a big pig! gotta weigh a coupla megabananas, no?

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The only way he can enter a house without breaking a wall is through the overhead garage door!

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Surely there is a trick of perspective here, yes? Otherwise, that is 30-50 feral hogs, in a hog suit.

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An Ice Body the Size of France Is Mysteriously Shifting Every Day. No One Knows Why.

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Oh, come now. Are you going to try to convince me that 1 France isn’t a metric unit?

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Yes, but 1 metric france is equal to the territory of France under the First Republic. Modern day metropolitan France under the Fifth Republic is about 0.89 metric frances.

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