Because F#CK you, metric system!

So it sounds like frances did, indeed, lighten up

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Correct, when somebody says “lighten up frances”, this is what they want:

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Scientists have identified what was probably the largest marine reptile ever to swim in the seas - a creature longer than two, nose-to-nose buses.

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Are nose-to-nose buses somehow different in length to front-to-back busses? Are they expressing the preference of missionary style bus on bus action over other forms?

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"In a briefing, Sunak boasted of wind turbines, the size of which were “the equivalent of the Eiffel Tower […]”

Oh dear. This will come back to haunt him and contribute to his eventual downfall.

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