Because F#CK you, metric system!

So it sounds like frances did, indeed, lighten up

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Correct, when somebody says “lighten up frances”, this is what they want:

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Scientists have identified what was probably the largest marine reptile ever to swim in the seas - a creature longer than two, nose-to-nose buses.

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Are nose-to-nose buses somehow different in length to front-to-back busses? Are they expressing the preference of missionary style bus on bus action over other forms?

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"In a briefing, Sunak boasted of wind turbines, the size of which were “the equivalent of the Eiffel Tower […]”

Oh dear. This will come back to haunt him and contribute to his eventual downfall.

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Now I don’t wish, by any means, to imply that @smulder has posted this in the wrong thread, you understand, but it needs to be here nevertheless.

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Got wood?

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just reading about liquor as I’m wont to do,

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Now you know how to armour a giraffe.

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Hbo GIF by His Dark Materials

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If that construction stays up for more than 4 hours, you need to call a doctor.

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It’s not just the metric system. It’s expanded to regular shapes
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Its amazing the difference a few decimal places can make

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From:

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We got wood.

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Giant fish the size of a golf cart washes up on Oregon beach

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Crabs ‘The Size of Cats’ Said to be Biggest In the World May Have Eaten Amelia Earhart

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