Before battling Jaws, Roy Scheider drank Folgers

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/16/before-battling-jaws-roy-sche.html

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#2

She needs to push his head down just a liiiiiiiittle harder.

#3

Sanka coffee crystals on ice cream were what our grandmother gave us for a treat when we stayed the weekend. Sometimes with a splash of coca-cola.

#4

You’re gonna need a bigger cup!

#5

Oh my, I had forgotten this evil once roamed the earth freely. I haven’t seen it in years, but i bet it is still out there.

#6

Are these crystals like the menthol tingle in Denorex dandruff shampoo that doesn’t actually do anything beneficial?

#7

Sounds not horrific. However the combination of dairy and caffeine would keep me jittery and on the commode.

#8

I love that feeling. Its like my brain is being dissolved by my shampoo.

#9

I like the color on his servant’s dress!

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We’re going to need a bigger mug!

#11

What’s warm and brown and very dangerous?
A shark infested cup of coffee.

#12

The ending makes me wonder when the travel mug became a thing.

I guess this would have to be some time after cup holders in cars became a thing.

#13

Wasn’t Sanka the official coffee of the Titanic? :smirk:

I just happened to see a packet of that … stuff when I was at a hotel In NYC the other week. couldn’t resist snagging a packet to marvel at.

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Try some Stella D’Oro instant espresso, it makes your kids cheerful!

#16

Sanka was/is caffeine free so it would kid safe for a ice cream topping.

#17

WHY WON’T YOU KIDS SLEEP!!!

#18

Maybe for some values of ‘safe’. Who knows what’s actually in the retched stuff?

#19

I didn’t know that cocaine also came in brown.

#20

even more amazing, that commercial is 60 seconds long.