Behold the multi-ax

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Probably a Scot.

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Thatā€™s very nice. This is mine and it used to be shiny and sharp but I moved to Texas and I donā€™t have woods anymore so I guess itā€™s sort of allegorical in that I let my damn axe get rusty.

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I hope you asked the railroad before you pulled it out.

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Based on your posting history @doctorow you seem to have a bit of a fascination with edged tools. I donā€™t know what the laws are like in California these days, but it seems like you should have fuller lawful access to them in L.A. than you did in London.

Maybe you could work up a knife and tomahawk throwing act as a sideline. :hammer: :smile:

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Finally!!!
Iā€™ve been looking for something that goes with my artisinal stump (the rock just didnā€™t cut it)

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Well, you do not want to do something so pedestrian as attaching your lanyard to one of the hex wrench holes. :wink:

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Titanium is a material that is pretty hard to work with and requires a decent amount of industrial capital, so Iā€™m not sure any redistribution is occurring in the right direction.

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You can own whatever you want in London with very few exceptions - generally unambiguous weapons - itā€™s just carrying them around in the street that will get you in trouble.

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Any direction that increases the availability of titanium parts is the right direction.

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Donā€™t worry, it was Amtrack in the US so they wonā€™t miss it.

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I like the idea but not the price.
BTW does everything always have to have a bottle opener?

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BUT that is the one thing these multi-tools do well! After frustratingly trying and failing to use it for multiple necessary functions at least you can give up and sit down and enjoy a cold brewski. That and as a manufacturer, it is the easiest tool to add to up your multi-tool tool count, even though just about anything including a sheet of paper can be used as a bottle opener.

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The day I cannot open a bottle of beer, I will shell out $500 for something that will.
Good post!

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What does this even mean?

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Ooh, show me!

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You wish has been granted!

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Amazing! I thought it would be something like that (hailing from the land of the Millwall Brick), but itā€™s very satisfying to see it in action!

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Mind = blown.

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They arenā€™t any little baby railroads running around so its a win-win.

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Cā€™mon Onion, we need a gadget ā€œreviewā€ site!

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