Originally published at: Belarusian foreign minister "died by suicide" after meeting Putin officials | Boing Boing
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Did he beat himself up and throw himself out a window, or take polonium?
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Paraphrasing here but, ‘sometimes a very suspicious suicide by a Russian official is just a very suspicious suicide by a Russian official’.
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Statement from the Russian government:
"Sadly our investigation has determined that there was a small amount of polonium sitting in a window planter, which he appears to have somehow ingested as he plunged out of the window.
While this might seem unusual, our government statisticians say this is surprisingly common"
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Entirely true, but the little boy who cried accidental fenestration often enough to get a wiki about it lacks credibility. Suspicious deaths of Russian businesspeople (2022–2023) - Wikipedia
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Crikey, that is a lot.
I mean, here in the UK we get through Prime Ministers at quite a lick but, that is a lot.
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And when you get rid of them, they get the heave ho out the door, not the window.
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