Ben Shapiro wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like

No, he’s pretty much always a complete garbage shill, even if something reasonable sometimes comes out of his mouth.

Cause he’s a LIAR!!!

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Your dick, or your bag of dicks? (Asking for an enemy.)

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I seem to recall this was also a thing around 20 years ago when Clinton was topical.

Mary Roach’s “Bonk” also goes into some detail about how the French courts were surprisingly obsessed about matters of genital-inpsecting a few hundred years ago. Googling for a more readily-available source is left as an exercise to the reader.

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After watching that, the only “memorable” thing I glean from it is Shapiro’s preoccupation with what anyone’s penis looks like.

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Maybe Shapiro will hire a private dick to get to the bottom of this… :wink:

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I wouldn’t even know how to describe my own penis and might struggle to pick it out of a line up.

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So Shapiro merely needs to look in a mirror.

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I hear that’s how he verifies identity for employees.

“The paychecks are in. Everyone line up for dick inspection!”

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What are these reasonable things that he sometimes comes out with, be it ever so rarely?

To be fair, I don’t pay much attention to him, so I may have missed a few: my brain started piping his output to /dev/null after I heard him argue that people who lose their homes to rising sea-levels can always sell their now-submerged property and move.

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Male Penis Identification System (M-PIDS)…until we can grasp whether non-males use a penis-like item. Mandatory registration at 18 years of age.

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I see what you did there and I don’t want to.

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Laying odds now as to whether Amazon, Google or Pornhub announces it first.

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I see this too. My mind is in the gutter today.

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I dunno, ask @Mister44 for that, since he said it. I’ve never heard anything but bullying garbage come out of his mouth, but much like you, I don’t spend my days listening to his crap, as I have better things to do with my time. Even if something reasonable DID make it’s way out of his hate hole, he’s still be a piling steam of horse manure not worth giving the time of day to.

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It’s called a clitoris. In case you missed it :wink:

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For anyone who isn’t a moron it’s like Houdini watching a child use his Toys R Us magic kit for the first time.

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Ben Shapiro?

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Amen. Appalling people are still appalling even if they come out with the occasional bon mot.

But Shapiro doesn’t even have that. I’m sure someone once described him as “a stupid person’s idea of a smart person”.

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Artist’s rendition:

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