Whatever the answer is, don’t use White Lightning.
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Not even to clean my drains.
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He won’t try it unless the label shows an Inuit donned in traditional native clothing.
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Me? I’m all for Ben Stein topping off his innards with all manner of questionable shit.
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So, $10/pint? Not counting the energy cost?
While apple syrup is interesting, I’m not seeing how that’s a better deal. 
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Dunno… I’d think twice about suggesting prominent women in leadership positions identify themselves with any colonial “mammy” iconography, ironically or otherwise…
That’s… Some pretty negatively loaded symbolism open to some really bad reads
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No, fresh cider only, the sugars ferment out in hard cider.
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Math: fresh sweet cider is cheap: less than $1/gallon in bulk wholesale at the factory when they’re at peak production – bring your own containers. Boiling it down costs a bit of energy, so rounding up that’s 1 gallon per pint, and 2 pints per quart, and 4 quarts per gallon, so 8 gallons to make one gallon of syrup, rounding up to $10/gallon to include a couple of bucks of energy. My apologies for any confusion.
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… now I’m imagining Kissinger, Cheney, and Stein together in some kind of horrible war-criminal nursing-home sitcom 
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Don’t forget Stone too.
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What would be the antithesis of the “Golden Girls?”
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POSSIBLE TITLE: “The Evil That Men Do"
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I can’t say I’m surprised!
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Well it does now, since foreign competition has resulted in our domestic trees going dangerously untapped. A true tragedy.
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I have seen the one in Santa Barbara and was kinda stunned it had still existed. They recently changed their name to Chad’s.
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