Biden's mullet

after four years of dealing with the existential horror that is donald trump and the continuing threat to humanity that is the modern republican party, you have chosen to focus on what may be the most shallow and vacuous criticism of a president i have ever heard in my 59 year existence on this planet. this is the kind of thing which makes a discussion of the meaning of al gore’s “earth tones” seem intellectually elevated.

i’m sorry but this is truly one of the worst articles i have ever seen on boingboing, second only to publicizing that hatchet job attacking james randi. you really should be ashamed of yourself, whoever you are.

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Boy!

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Lot of (us) bald guys give up on paying to do anything with our pathetic remaining wisps. And it’s surprisingly hard to discover/hack-on all the remaining wisps in the back. (“But he’s the @#$ president!” yeah well, he is just now)
john_profumo

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Trump’s hair, and Biden’s hair, are the least important things about them.

I will say that Biden has always been honest about the fact that he got hair plugs (it’s not like he could hide the change, considering he was going bald for years in congress) but Trump always denied anything was done, denied there was a comb-over, etc.

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I just realized that we’re terrible people.

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With the right ears, he could pass for one of the LoTR elves.

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Frankly i don’t give a damn. Even a sentient mullet wig is an improvement over what we had last.

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1972 - he’s always had the back long…mullet? no…

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This. I haven’t had a professional haircut in a year, because unless you have a life-and-death need to look stylish, it’s irresponsible, fer chrissakes!

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Blatant both-sider-ism here.

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I certainly can’t think of anything else important going on.

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It’s kind of a post-presidency LBJ look:

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I kind of like it.

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No. We’re not. But someone is being a bit less unterrible than they ought to be.

(Unable to @ someone re that).

Yep.

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You know what? I’m totally fine with this totally inconsequential tongue-in-cheek nitpicking. Being in a reality where the President is good humored enough to lightly rib vs the dark satire needed to mitigate our abject terror that also may instigate a nuclear toddler tantrum is a welcome change. Ol’ Handsome Joe can take it.

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Very correct. Very very correct. That Randi article was awful.

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Onion Biden would totally have a full-on mullet.

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He’s looking up in the picture so any hair back there is going to go down and thus look longer.

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Really…?
Let him his ducktail. He rocks it.

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