Biden's mullet

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/21/bidens-mullet.html

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I’ve been cutting my own hair since the whole covid thing started.

The top and sides look okay but I expect the back looks like a crashed helicopter.

I tell myself that it’s cyberpunk, but I think I might by lying.

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Really? After four years of a steaming turd excuse for a human and Biden’s hair is a problem?

Wow.

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Obligatory:

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Now that’s a mullet for the gods!

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Shhhh! No one tell him about Alexander Hamilton!

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The mullet is probably an attempt to hide the section of scalp along the back/neck that was harvested for the hair plugs. That’s usually where they take them from.

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Um…probably not. I doubt she’s still alive.

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(Slurring) Business in the front, party in the back. What’s the problem, guys?

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Can we also talk about the botox?

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if you think that’s a mullet, i’m sorry, but you’ve never seen a real mullet.

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Dear Kevin Reome (who apparently cannot be @-ed here, unlike other authors) your irrelevant and entirely subjective opinion, about a few more mm of hair length above the collar than you personally find attractive, is not necessarily a widely-held view, and really is ‘splitting hairs’.

Joe Biden’s hair is fine. And for avoidance of doubt it is NOT a mullet by any stretch of anyone’s fevered imagination (except yours, apparently).

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Too late… his portrait is hanging in the Oval Office.

He’s probably too decent to get a haircut before the pandemic is over, so I expect his Covid mullet to get worse before it gets better.

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I did mine again two days ago.

The cutter was very sluggish, and was yanking at my hair. Time for a clean!

  • Took off the #4 length guide.
  • Removed the two screws holding the bottom blade.
  • Removed the bottom blade.
  • Removed the top blade.
  • Brushed it out.
  • A drop of oil.
  • Replaced the top blade.
  • Replaced the bottom blade.
  • Replaced the two screws.
  • Switched it on, and it sounded better.
  • Ran it across the top and down the back.
  • Smiled at the big clump of hair, easily removed.
  • Frowned at the big clump of hair, easily removed.
  • Looked down at the #4 length guide still on the counter.

Oh well, it’ll grow back.

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Um…wut? Bit extreme, ain’t it?

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No… it’s cyberpunk. Just go with it. It’s a pandemic! We need something to make us feel better!

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Slow news day?

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I think the main credibility loss here is Mr Reome’s.

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