Big Fruit Loop is the real breakfast of champions

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Can i also use it as a flotation device?

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Yes but only in milk and only for about 5 min.

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Only if you use beer (or a light breakfast wine) instead of milk.

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I thought it looked like a sponge…

Froot Loops should be spelled – and always should have been spelled – “Froot Luips”.

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The mascot looks like it should be called Toucan Sham.

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It should float in a large enough breakfast bowl.

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I hope this won’t get me banned elsewhere but I’m worried, that one guy might one-up this with an even hyuuuuge-er “hyperfrootloop.”

What is your preferred light breakfast wine?

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that’s a big fruit loop.

20th century schizoid charms.

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The real breakfast of champions!? Thats exactly what (puts on tinfoil hat) big fruit loop wants you to believe sheeple! :clown_face:

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Advocaat? I have been looking at the box of crunchy nut cornflakes and the bottle of advocaat and going ‘hmmmmmm’ more than is healthy.

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Guinness and Advocaat?

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