Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/26/this-french-fry-board-is-perfe.html
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11/12 perfect. Those lumps between 1 and 2 o’clock are allegedly tater tots.
It looks like a litter of them. Huddled together for warmth and trying to find the bowl of suckling sauce to nuzzle. Just like atypically starchy mole rats.
Photograph from Redditor @squid50s
That’s just a reposter. Original post is from a food blog: 312 Food.
Veggie tots (specifically Green Giant Cauliflower Veggie Tots) which I don’t know if I’m horrified or intrigued by.
I want this image re-auto-regurgimatated as a spiraling fibonacci endless gif (hard G, fuckers) so I can stuff my face with fried and salty potato goodness whilst leaning my aforementioned face into the screen cuz I am also really baked and just . . . uhhh . . . what was the question?
no, seriously . . . what was the question
Only good for 10 minutes. Eat fast before they get cold.
Ugh thanks siloxane I searched and didn’t find a prior image and assumed it was their original. I can’t update this post right now (late night local time) but will as soon as possible.
I don’t know the question, but I think the answer is “Cyriak.”
Do you want fries with that?
Ha! Dude, you were just talking about…
Shit.
Potatoes are vegetables. I see no reason to get cauliflower involved.
Needs to be on a lazy susan, so you can spin it around to the right fry/sauce.
May I suggest you try Indian Chaat foods. I believe Cauliflower Tater Tots may just be Gobhi Tikki by another name. Tots are good, Chaat is outstanding.
As a sometimes Fatburger addict, I’m horrified at the lack of steak fries. Still, I love this.
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