Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/27/billionaire-bill-gross-accused-of-playing-gilligans-island-theme-song-on-loop-to-disturb-billionaire-neighbor.html
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At least is was that and not UP AGAINST THE WALL, MOTHERFUCKER.
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Obligatory
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Cory mentioned the other day in his newsletter that the race to be the first trillionaire means that a few billionaires will have to be immiserated.
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I have here the world’s smallest violin, playing the Gilligan’s Island theme
Ps. Nice lyrics
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I’ve always loved STAIRWAY TO GILLIGAN’S ISLAND and play that regularly on 5-string banjo. My cat (now RIP) would perch on my knee directly in front of the instrument, dig in her claws, and ‘sing’ (howl) along with me. It was a bonding experience, right?
Were I to blast amplified sounds at bothersome neighbors, cat howls at 120 db would work.
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Call me crazy but if I was a BILLIONAIRE I could think of a lot better ways to spend my time than this sort of nonsense.
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Billions are wasted on the wrong people.
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First World Billionaire Problems.
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It won’t be billionaires who are immiserated, it will be the rest of us.
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Very nice. Nailed the scansion and everything!
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I don’t think that show would have worked as well if all the characters had been Thurston Howells.
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