Originally published at: Bill Gates is holed up in his $12.5 million California desert mansion, while Melinda and kids chill on a $132,000 per night private island | Boing Boing
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Relatable
Bill Gates is holed up in his $12.5 million California desert mansion
Haven’t seen him, but we really don’t travel in the same circles.
Karma is such a drag
First Jeff Bezos, and now Bill Gates. What’s an uber-billionaire supposed to do to keep a wife these days?
Presumably, not cheat on them and not have connections to Epstein, I suppose.
$12.5 Million is surprisingly modest by Billionaire-class real estate standards in California.
The exclusive Vintage Club’s website is missing an SSL certificate.
What exactly is the point? Is it news to anyone that Bill Gates is rich?
I care because so many Californians are facing eviction, along with millions of Americans.
NEWS FLASH: Ultrarich people stay in expensive lodgings
I posted it to remind people about the American Dream. Keep working hard at your $7 an hour job and you can get rich, too, as long as you vote GOP.
Bootstraps®!
Oh, yeah… Instead of $100 billion, he’ll have $50 billion.
Feel that, Bill? Do you? No, not the sun tan lotion being applied by that model you’ve taken to a Polynesian resort. The karma, the karma!! Bill, won’t you please feel the karma? For me?
They probably charge extra for Wifi too, rich places are cheap.
The saddest cut of all is that, even if you took 3 decimal places away from all the $ amounts in this story, it’s still more money than I can fathom.
“If money can’t buy happiness, I’ll guess I have to rent it”
-Weird Al Yankovic
Melinda Gates, the kids, and the hangers-on could stay conceivably at the upscale resort island for the rest of their lives on what they are getting from Bill as a divorce settlement.
It’s just a little something so he can get out from under the old lady’s feet.
Poor, poor Bill
In San Francisco $12 Million will get you a two-bedroom home in Dolores Heights. I mean, it’s a nice two-bedroom home, but it’s not exactly what one might expect for a person who has more money than God.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3690-21st-St-San-Francisco-CA-94114/15145412_zpid/