In Indian cuisine*, garlic and ginger are a very common combination.
So, maybe this involves figs.
*At least the bourgeois, imperialist variant I’m familiar with.
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How about some hand sanitizer?
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Use the old spelling, “garlick”. 
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Fake News!
It works 100% of the time, but not for #libturds . You can own the libs by taking the cure right away, but only if you’re a Real American.
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Why not both. Just mix that 55 gallon drum of lube with a 55 gallon drum of alcohol, and POOF! Instant, uhm, hand lube/sanitizer?
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needs to be at least 60 percent alcohol
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Who sells powered bleach anymore?
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Should keep vampires at bay.
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The worse part is that these people are forcing their children to do the same.
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I don’t see how this works. They don’t trust scientists or doctors, but they do trust some random internet dude who says a combo of bleach, cocaine, garlic and wanking is a sure fix; funeral directors are furious, etc.
The random dude could be anyone. On the internet, no-one knows you are a doctor. Let it be rumoured that foreign doctors are doing deadly experiments on the Internet to explore weaknesses in our virility. Maybe we can get the stupid to attack itself, somehow.
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“Some fucking drug addict has cut my cocaine with Saniflush!”
— Dr. Benway
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But not a plastic straw - please think of the planet.
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I think there is a clause missing somewhere in this sentence. I just went back over it four or five times and it won’t parse.
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How about the parents who believe in this stuff & give their kids forced bleach enemas?
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Brain threw out the question and is landing here:
Do people make green cocaine for St. Patrick’s day?
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I got the garlic but with all this anxiety over Caronavirus I can’t get a hard-on. Would mayonnaise do?
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