Originally published at: "Bloody jerk!" Putin lashes out after Zelensky mocks him with a new T-shirt - Boing Boing
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“Small as what? The USSR? The Russian Empire?”
I’ll go with “small as the hands of the Kremlin’s most valuable American asset.”
Yet another illustration of the fact that the one thing autocrats can’t countenance is public mockery.
I’ll go with Novgorod, which was the time before the Kyiv Rus.
It’s so funny how frail of ego a lot of history’s “strongmen” are.
well, “unearthed” may stretching it a little; after the original propaganda piece earned a lot of laughter and gloat for its ridiculousness, putin riding things was one of the biggest joke memes ever.
Tangential to the topic: I’ve watched Zelensky’s Servant of the People on Netflix several times. Very funny / highly recommend.
Good thing Putin has Steven Seagal to protect his ego.
Screw Putin. Make Poland great again…
(Fun trivia: Russia and Poland are the only two countries that celebrate their separate independences from one another)
Eh? Don’t think anyone here loves war. Russian armed forces can turn round and go home and the war would end.
Does uncle pouty pay you in rubles, dollars, or are you usefulness in persona?
Russia started the war by invading Ukraine, you gaslighting jackass. Until recently it has all been on Ukrainian soil, killing Ukrainian civilians and destroying Ukrainian cities. None of the rest could cover up that fact, but it’s very telling you would try.
So the Russian attacks on Ukraine, the bombs, artillery and bullets are somehow missing the 30% of the population that are ethnic Russians? Because if they’re getting killed that seems an unhelpful way to send support.
I don’t know if you actually believe the nonsense you’ve been posting, or if you’re knowingly spreading disinformation, but it’s not going to fly here.
Your hairstyle leads me believe that you may really have an understanding of Nazis.
From those moves; I’m thinking your mailman could beat Seagal.
Stallone:
“ But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.”
Ultimately, it doesn’t matter which way it is.