Bloomberg News accidentally publishes its pre-written "Russia invades Ukraine" story

If Russia invaded Ukraine, it would be front page news, and that front page news article would be filled with undisputed details that we already knew (Russia building up troops in the region over a period of months, etc). Those can be written beforehand.

What should not be written beforehand was whether they invaded or not. Kind of like a prewritten obit that doesn’t mention COVID.

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In case of war, throw in some old “duck and cover” that the younger generation have forgotten. Just in case it escalates.

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Not sure I understand, but ok.

They have the whole article written. We all know exactly what’s going to happen. Except the H-Hour. And the exact extent of the incursion/invasion.

In the words of “Tom Brokaw”, “Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store.” and “Hola bambe, hungala dimba Gerald Ford… click click click click …hola bambe, allah bumba bubba hulla humba hey.”

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the first part is funny ( and on point ), and then wow the descent into homophobia and racism by the end. maybe you didn’t watch it all the way through?

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