Originally published at: Boebert insists "I didn't punch Jayson" after police investigate altercation with ex-husband - Boing Boing
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“I didn’t punch Jayson in the face and no-one was arrested,” she said.
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In the parlance of r/AmITheAsshole:
ESH: Everybody Sucks Here
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With her gun-solves-any-problem attitude, I worry about the safety of him and their four sons. We’ve got a red flag law in colorado, but it has to be filed by a family or household member or a law enforcement officer. If he gets a restraining order, that should allow confiscation:
When a court issues a civil protection order and determines on the record that the order includes an act of domestic violence committed against a current or former intimate partner involving the use, threatened use, or attempted use of physical force, then the court is required by Colorado law to order the respondent to … relinquish for the duration of the order any firearm or ammunition in the respondent’s immediate possession or control …
And, of course, we don’t know what drug she was vaping in the theater - if it’s non-medical THC, then she’s in violation of the law.
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I don’t want nothing to happen
Correcting double negative: I don’t want nothing to happen
Corrected statement: I do want something to happen.
He’s asking for help? Is he out of bootstraps?
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So where did you punch him?
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I feel like I want to deplore here. Is that wrong? Is it ok to deplore?
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To be fair, it could also mean that she kicked him in the face.
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But she did punch the sheriff.
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“I don’t want nothing to happen,” he told the paper. “Her and I were working through a difficult conversation.”
Its grammar is as good as its intellect and taste in wives. Bet it uses “of a” alla time when unnecessary, too. Not that big of a deal, is it jayson?
Fuck both their evil asses.
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…,he double-negatived, while blinking SOS in Morse Code…
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… with my left hand. Um, before 10 pm. I think that covers it?
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There’s a song in there, isn’t it.
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