"Bored" security guard fixes $1m painting so its faceless characters have eyes

The Savannah Police are incorrect. That is entirely a laughing matter.

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Thank you, I needed that!

500 googly eyes of varying size are apparently now on the way to our house according to my son. Probably a bit overdue after we found googly eyes on the oversized photo over the personal care products at a Kroger in Memphis (not that Kroger, one down the road from it) over Thanksgiving break.

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Adding eyes, especially googly eyes, to thing does improve the workplace. I was working on a computer at the front desk this morning when I realized the stand for the barcode scanner was staring at me.

Hey, it made me laugh at least!

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If this was in the USA in the 90s I feel like it would be a bored guard drawing the " cool S" where they eyes would be. Which would be awesome, because the cool S makes everything more awesome.

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I would like to report Douglas Coupland for vandalising the Vancouver Art Gallery.
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Man Puts Eyes on a Clamshell Pet Bed to Make It Look Like His Cat Is Being Eaten by a Hungry Monster

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the security guard was fired

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Although not truly googly, there are even candy eyes that improve so many sweet, edible things.
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These turkeys, for instance.

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FTFY: candy eyes baking - Google Search

ETA: best URL in search results: How To Make Googley Candy Eyes | Recipe By My Name Is Snickerdoodle

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I have been hunting you for nearly thirty years. At last, my lonely quest is drawing to a close.

The motel hasn’t answered my calls in 25 years, but I was never told to stand down, and I’m sure they’ll be good for the money they owe…

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As an artist, if I were to create a work of great fame, I would dearly hope that after a century or so in a museum someone would put googly eyes on it with a glue so aggressive they couldn’t be removed without destroying the piece.

I’d be in my favorite hell-cafe, and with my double-shot demitasse of the bitter wages of sin (sweetened with two lumps of regret) paused half-way to my lips, I’d smile knowing my masterpiece, so improved, was once again a locus of outrage and delight.

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dog butt eyes

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some days - we all need a little googley-eyes, to remind us to smile, and enjoy life.

:slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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I got a pic somewhere of my kid wearing VR goggles with giant googly eyes on them.

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Cue the Willie Nelson classic: “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Art Restorers.”

Mimics: know the warning signs.

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