The Shewedagon Pagoda is the most sacred Buddhist site in Burma/Myanmar, so it was fortunate that the British ambassador was able to stop Boris before he got to these lines:
Bloomin’ idol made o’ mud
Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd
Boris is an unending source of gaffes, offensive remarks and general upper-class fuckwittery.
It just goes to show how money, connections and expensive schools still get you further than any sort of discernable talent at the top of British society.