Pronounced “John Smith”
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If you want to spoil the joke, Owen Glendower works and has no wierd pronounciation.
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You don’t pronounce Welsh. You transmit it psychically.
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Inappropriate? Rubbish, it’s laugh or die time.
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Maybe they would just cancel each other out and vanish.
You know, like pasta and antipasti.
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That’s because it’s a Duchy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchy_of_Cornwall
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This causes a reaction between the microwave radiation and the " gravitons and graviolis " from the supernova, which sends the Eastern Seaboard to 1047.
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I’m waiting for people to talk about bringing back Rheged or the Kingdom of Northumberland. Either will do.
Edit: Maybe the Kingdom of Strathclyde, but I doubt that England will be happy with Scotland taking back its old lands. I don’t want a war if we can help it.
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Always with the graviolis.
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They have bad seeds.
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If only ‘we’ hadn’t driven the Danes out, maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess 
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(Also you should petition to make the pint bigger: you’ll need it.)
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Don’t tell me Sandi Toksvig has quit QI!!! Boris as Prime Minister is bad news, but that would be a catastrophe!
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Boris is one of those rare subjects who is noticeably improved by Rob’s attentions…
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That makes the whole Brexit thing even funnier. Boris’ and his leavers buddies platform was “take back our sovereignty from unelected Eurocrats”. The irony …
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