Brazil's far-right president asks Twitter what a golden shower is

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/07/brazils-far-right-president.html

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Isn’t Trump tower fitted with those. :wink:

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The answer is in your Twitter feed Bolsonaro.

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Again…I am not into bashing other people’s kinks and as far as “extreme” ones go…GS is fairly tame comparatively speaking (I mean, at least technically it’s sterile fluid).

The thing is asking about it openly like that means really only one of two things…either 1) this guy is a clueless old asshat who seemingly knows how to use twitter but not how to use google to do his own research. or 2) He knows exactly what it is and is out to seem cool or open, or progressive by talking about such things. Which is disingenuous at best.

Either way he’s an asshole.

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He’s not tweeting out of some dopey ignorance and he wasn’t trying to sound hip. He was explicitly trying to say that the poorer people who oppose him are gross and out-of-control and immoral.

It wasn’t cluelessness, it was attempted political slander.

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Chiptune band of 2000s. Next Question.

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Brazil’s far-right president asks Twitter what a golden shower is
…after closed-door session with US President Trump

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As long as he’s going to be in charge, it’s a good idea for him to learn the correct terminology for when he starts pissing all over the commoners.

I’m guessing #1, for synchronicity.

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He was doing the same thing as this, trying to call his enemies perverts.

The only difference here is that he did it by sending uncensored video of what he objected to, over Twitter, to his own followers.

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Seems obvious to me that he’s trying to be cute by pretending to be too naive to know what s golden shower is, while simultaneously planting the notion that common folks are degenerates who pee on each other during street parties - therefore paving the way to ban street parties (for the sake of decency!), implement more controls over common folk (they are lesser and need guidance from their betters), etc., etc.

He can also be cute and feign shock that anyone could even think for a second that he even knows what a golden shower even IS.

Ugh, this dude might end up being worse than Trump. :fearful:

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Anal sex is clearly an issue that guy has given a lot of thought to.

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Oh that is that is just perfect. Not even the dogs respect him

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this is what many of the street parties in Brazil’s carnival have turned into *

*Citation needed

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All I could think of was the Oscar Wilde sketch:

Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.

You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark!

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President Bolsonaro was a target of protest in most of the carnaval street parties, known as “blocos”. It became national news. Then he wanted to demoralize it, showing a video that really happened during carnaval but is an exception to almost all the street parties, because they are usually family friendly. It didn’t work so well for him, because many of his followers criticized it, so he tried to sound naive. He is an idiot, but most of the people who voted for him idolize him.

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Not my president. Piss off!

People were totally taking the piss on Twitter, his new nickname is Mijair Bolsonaro (“mija aí” roughly translates as “piss there”)

The BEST answer tweet came from Pornhub, from all places. Pure gold!

(okay, I may have leaked all of the jokes out of my system…)

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That’s some damn well executed chip tunage if I do say so myself. (And they are Brazilian to boot.)

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Makes it very difficult to find the band using google search.

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https://www.goldenshower.gs

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