Originally published at: Trump assures crowd he doesn't enjoy golden showers
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… to open-mouthed worshippers
I see what you did there.
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are you fucking kidding me?!?
THE TAPES ARE REAL!!1!!11!
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Note that he didn’t say “she didn’t believe any of the allegations because she knows that I am a faithful spouse and we have trust in each other.”
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because she said ‘He’s a germaphobe, he’s not into that,’" Trump continued.
just means your not into pissplays with your wive, donnie…
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As usual they’re drinking it up.
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Every once in a while I think about that fake pee tape that (ahem) “leaked” a few years ago.
I don’t know anyone on the left that believed it, and that comforts me-- we’re not the suckers for obvious bullshit like the MAGA crowd is.
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“He’s a germaphobe, and while urine is actually going to be safer in that respect than any other fluid you might trade during sex acts, he’s probably not smart enough to know that?” 
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Saying “that person is a germophobe, therefore they can’t be into golden showers” is kind of like saying “that person is a racist, therefore they can’t be into interracial BSDM fantasies.”
Often the forbidden aspect is part of the kink.
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I get that – I know a lot of people that specifically play with taboo subjects (I’m one of them,) the difference being they don’t try to deny it. I think the extension is that healthy people don’t perform a taboo act and push to keep it taboo. Then again, it’s always the hypocrisy with this crowd, isn’t it?
Also, am I the only one that had to read those statements carefully to even follow it? On first reading I honestly couldn’t figure out if he was talking in third person again or what. I guess he’s making up with he’d want Melania to say?
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“fake” pee-tape, you say?
well, his speech here sounded an awful lot like an overspecified denial…
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Ugh, that headline.
I mean, I see what you did there but, where’s that puke emoji when you need it.
Or just a bucket…
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He’s not into that anymore ever since the conventional wisdom that “urine is sterile” was debunked.
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That would require him to be able to update his beliefs and actions based on newly acquired information. I’m pretty sure that is something he’s definitely not into!
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But its Okay its a Healthy Bacteria! People are saying you can Brew Beer with it! But it only Works with Female Urine thats what a Top Ranking Scientist told me!
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he absolutly was.
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He probably doesn’t realize it, but it is absolutely in Donald Trump’s interest to keep up the rumor that he likes urine. There are a lot of people with plans for his grave that will feel awkward if he might have been into it.
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He has that much in common with Thatcher, at least.
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