Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus

Trump…

Soon - Plants, Foliage

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I’d like to think Neutral Good.

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[sounds of not so quiet screaming]

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Kommandant Covid may have one less authoritarian pal in the world soon - wonder what Jair’s German family name was when his Nazi great grandpa went there in '45 ?

Cool. Not to be morbid or anything, but when is he going to be testing positive for death? Asking for a friend … :smiley:

Bingo! He said he tested positive but didn’t spend any noticeable time in the hospital. Then he said he drank some hydroxychloroquine and “felt great”. He’s trying to move the crap that he bought from #bunkerbitch

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Exactly. On Tuesday, Bolsonaro makes a big show in front of the press talking about how he had symptoms Sunday and Monday, but feels better now, is taking the Hydroxychloroquine and shows off his unmasked face to journalists to prove he looks healthy. “Gripezinho” “Resfriadinho”

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Rounding error, or restarting the economy in some new markets?

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Nope, it means Bolsonaro is sitting on 3.8 million snake oil pills. The Army produced tons and he doubled up buying from Trump.

It’s a con to pocket up taxpayer money, he’s a grifter and not particularly a bright one, but then so is his idol

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Ahhhhh; so you’re saying they’re two different batches of pills. I’d thought that the army had taken possession of the same ones bought from the US.
So I was trying to riff on an old joke we make here in Argentina, based on sequential news reports that loosely go like this:
“The municipality of San Martin announced today that local police seized 14 kilos of cocaine in a raid today …”
“The Provincial Police today have transported the 12 kilos of cocaine seized in San Martin earlier this week to their secure facility…”
“The gendarmerie held a press conference today to announce a new victory in the war against drugs, after destroying the 10.5 kilos of cocaine discovered in San Martin earlier this month.”

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Well, people still want to know why Spanish police found 39kg of cocaine in the presidential airplane last year instead of a round 40kg…

We have the same joke, usually about Rio de Janeiro’s cops.

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They believe they work, so multiple doses per patient * 537 thousand cases= millions of pills.

His German ancestry comes from Carl Hinze who emigrated to Brazil from Hamburg in 1883. Bolsonaro is a far-right loon and absolute scumbag, but it’s not due to some kind of Nazi heritage.

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