Breaking: Michael Bloomberg re-enters Presidential race

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Crazy things people do when desperate to preserve their tax breaks

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Ok Bloomberg

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At the time, I didn’t want to say “Oh look, Mike Bloomberg is getting ready”, but I was thinking it. If Biden lost, how would be humiliating to anyone other than old rich while males?

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They kept extending the Boomers on the other end, so fair is fair.

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Generations should only be 7 years.
If you couldn’t have been in grade school together- you’re not even vaguely the same age. (One year grace period for those held back or advanced)

So - start thinking up some new names people!

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I am sorry if I created this with my magical brain. just the other day I was pondering whether someone could re-enter the race after bowing out. this happens a lot to me. enough that I have a rough indexing system for what is rare or common on a coincidence scale. (amazing how 99.9999 percent are common)

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Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Wastoids…

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In 2018, Business Insider described Xennials as people who don’t feel like a Generation Xer or a Millennial, using birth dates between 1977 and 1985.[10][11] “In internet folklore, xennials are those born between 1977 and 1983”, according to The Guardian .[6]

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Ok, BoomeXer.

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No, we’re just good friends.

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Not yet…

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Ok boomerBloomberg

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My brother is 4 1/2 years older and it’s like he’s from another planet.

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…which is the clue that it really isn’t about superficial identity.

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How about I’m tired of all of these corporate Kool-Aid shitheads constantly trying to frame everything, absolutely EVERYTHING as some form of business model waiting to happen

My freedom and running America is not a fucking business model. The IRS can’t and shouldn’t audit patriotism.

Bloomberg, please fuck all the way off, and stick this idea wayyyyy up your butthole.

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Bloomberg wants in on that “humiliating loss” action

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And being silent gen etc may not even be an identity for someone

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oof, and among all these bullet points for why Bloomberg sucks, let us not forget he had the city change th rules so his self-important ass could have a third term…that shit we do not need on the national stage.

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  1. You have a lawn
  2. You care who is on said lawn
  3. Boomer detected