Breastfeeding stickers turn mom's nursing breast into “fruit”

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What, you thought large-scale fruit production was about flavour qualities?

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There’s also the question of capture crops, intentional or otherwise. I get impressive infestations of Japanese beetles every year, but they don’t touch the apple tree – quite likely because they’d much rather eat my cherry and raspberry plants.

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The weird thing is that many puritan writings are a lot less prudish about breastfeeding than modern people can be. I guess modern puritans spend too much time watching porn.

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If ever there was a cultivar that deserved to go extinct, it’s the Red Not-So-Delicious. Unfortunately, only falling demand will curtail its production. To that end, I think there should be little tasting stands set up near apple bins, pitting the RD against the Braeburn and the Honeycrisp. Anyone who still prefers that tasteless, mealy horror after that taste test deserves to eat RDs.

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Yeah, but how is it 2016 not everyone has tasted ANY other apple. I will have to ask my mom why she used to buy them as a kid. I am thinking they were the cheapest. Now I by anything but - fuji, pink ladies, honey crisp. Crisp sweet apples with flavor.

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Everybody goes gaga over those Pink Ladies, but Granny Smith doesn’t get the love anymore.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

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Raises hand…we’re a Granny Smith household!

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We’re still talking about boobs, right?

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I like a little granny action now and again.

Wait - we are talking about apples still, right?

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I like cox’s.

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feel the Bern(er Rosen)

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again you deluded Colonial heretics. The Russet is the One True Apple.

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I’ve become a fan of Empires. This photo doesn’t do them justice: the ones I get from Michigan have dark red skin, whiter-than-white flesh, and are crisply sweet in a way that isn’t cloying.

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