So thatâs why Cameron flew out to China; he was a sample cum stain.
So which is better: a barrel of pig semen or a case or Turtle wax?
If this means that pinching pig semen is more profitable than metal theft, future robbery reports from the counties could prove very entertainingâŚ
clearly itâs a squirrelâs nuts
So⌠how exactly is all this pig semen obtained? Is Pig Milker a job title, where someone plays âred rocketâ with the little piggies all day?
âWhen you care enough to send the very bestâŚâ
Oh Ambassador! You are spoiling us!
I donât think anyone has needed to specialize quite that much:
Barnyard Masturbator
I can tell that youâre a city boy. The short answer is âyesâ. Most farm animals are bred these days with, letâs say, human help. Iâm sure that the internet will provide details, if youâre that interested.
Itâs good pay if you donât mind working âunder the tableâ.
I think they should bring back the game show âWhatâs My Line?â Listening to the modern blind-folded panel equivalent of Peggy Cass, Bill Cullen, Fred Allen and Arlene Francis try to work out what the guest did for a living would be totally worth tuning in.
Pigs . . . they donât so much fly as plummet.
Whatâs (perhaps not so) surprising is this is not the only article about pig spooge that has popped up on Boing Boing. I recall a rather in-depth video of a machine that would do the âextractionâ for you being posted simply because the soundtrack was a fairly cool sound-alike of The Propellerheadsâ âSpybreak!â
⌠I really donât want to know how Cory found that video in the first place.
Or someone that doesnât watch much reality TV.
This reminds me a Mitchell and Webb skit with Queen Victoria receiving linden trees with a distinctive scent
Sheep.
Series 1, episode 2: Sex and Violence
Tears up current Christmas gift shopping list.
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