British billionaire's "I Am Not A Pornographer" letter raising questions already answered by the letter

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If I were a billionaire, I’d have someone who took care of that for me…

Ha ha! Cash? As if I’d ever have to actually touch it myself! There’d be black cards and gimmicky metal cards, and someone to take care of the little things.

Who am I kidding? If you’re not going to spend it doing good works, then the only other option as I see it is to fill a big bin with gold coins and go swimming around in it a-la ScroogeMcDuck.

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I’m pretty sure the title of “Porn Lord” isn’t announced in the Honours List. He doesn’t need a buffet from Her Majesty to claim that title.

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Pornanthropist?

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It’s there, not here. :wink:

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