Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/11/burger-king-makes-out-with-ron.html
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Just off camera, a large-headed voyeur with a creepy smile was spotted jackin’ it.
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So are we now ok with this sick clownaphilia portrayal??
Oh, god, you’re making it worse.
Did he have on a Superman cape?
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Rule 34 states it’s already out there. And there are so many jokes in my head right now, I’m hoping it’ll bluescreen. 
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So it’s been Jerry Falwell, Jr. in the Jack In The Box costume this whole time?
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long-awaited kiss
By whom?
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Ok, so it’s safe to eat McDonald’s Big Mac with Burger King’s fries now?
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Yes, but don’t let Wendy find out. She’s the jealous type and a bit violent.
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Corporations are not people, logos do not get to sponge off genuine human sexuality. There’s nothing revolutionary or progressive about either of these two capitalist monstrosities. This is a literally a perversion of the Pride message by Big Dirty Abusive Globalized Meat and I’m sorry that any progressive or liberal would so stupid as to fall for it.
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So. . . who does the Grimace get to make out with, Mayor McCheese?
I’m not even sure what gender or species either of them are.
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YES!!! Talk dirty to me some more!!!
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Fine, Have it Your Way.™
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You’ve never seen the Grimace Tapes?!
(Ugh, there probably are Grimace Tapes out there.)
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When do we get the videos of right-wingers burning their chicken nuggets?
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You may be in the mood for this:
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Will Burger King appreciate Ronald’s Big Mac? Can Ronald take Burger King’s Whopper? 
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This had better not awaken anything in me…
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