Burglar left behind notebook with list of homes to burglarize. He got busted

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There ain’t no cure for stoopid.

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Crossing my fingers one was my brother’s home. He kinda deserves it.

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He was clearly not a rocket scientist.

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The best laid plans of men and morons oft go afoul. Or something like that.

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Only suprised this didnt happen in Florida

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Coming back to one of my pet peeves (despite being told here before that I’m wrong).

Headline is incorrect.

Either: Burglar left behind notebook with list of homes to burgle
Or: Burglarizer left behind notebook with list of homes to burglarize

Either way, he sure got bustered by a peace-keeping busterizer! :wink:

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Burlgarizarator divested notebook with catalogue of domiciles to burglarizorate.

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I have a nephew (by marriage!) that got busted for breaking and entering, etc. when he left his gloves in the neighbor’s house. The gloves had is last name on them. He should have teamed up with this guy.

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By proper back-formation, would one who burglarizes be a burglarist, and one who burgles a burgler?

<<imagine here philosoraptor.jpg wearing hamburglar hat, mask, tie>>

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And what if they burgled a bugle from a bugler?

It’s burgles all the way down!

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Would the unhappy homeowner be the burglarizee?

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Money don’t grow on trees
I’ve got bills to pay, I’ve got mouths to feed, ain’t nothin’ in this world for free

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