Burglars break into home, then call 911 to get help moving stuff out

Oh, bugger!

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Obviously not! Houses are encleanerated.

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Burggler me, this was a fun thread to read.

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When my house needs a good cleanification, I simply cleanify it.

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Ah, yes, I hate it when my house is unbecleaned.

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I find myself wondering how these two found themselves capable of getting into the house in the first place … perhaps with a prior call to the fire department?

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The distinction Bilbo insists on making between burglar and thief is one of the more fun bits about The Hobbit.

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Splitters!!!

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Well, Florida. This tracks.

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ugh. Polk County, home of Grady. Fucking. Judd.
y’all in a heapa trouble, now.

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We used to call his birthplace (Lakeland) Lameland.

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