Originally published at: Burglars didn't bother breaking in — they just stole the entire cabin | Boing Boing
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Well thank gods the police are on the case with such insight.
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Definitely off-topic, but “mountain retreats near Chicago”? Dafuq?
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Mountain retreats near Miami would be just as apt.
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Just rename Daley Plaza to Daley Mountain… 
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Yeah, and this bit!
Michigan State Police are looking for a small, cabin that vanished, possibly on the back of a trailer under the cover of darkness.
Aside from the truly bizarre comma usage, the fact that it could’ve vanished possibly on the back of a trailer and under the cover of darkness shows some real solid detective work.
Or, maybe it was Professor Plumb in the library with a rope. There’s truly no way of knowing.
Poor owner, though. That would totally suck.
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Repossessed?
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Another casualty of the Michigan Triangle.
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Saw this on Detroit local news yesterday. My intelligent and articulate response was, “What the absolute fuck?!”
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Little did they know that it wasn’t stolen, but cut up into small pieces and dropped off as an extra trash bag at hundreds of homes in the neighborhood.
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Mountain retreats near Houston would be on top of a landfill.
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Hey guys…I think I know where the cabin went. It’s gonna be the “Best Little Whorehouse in Ohio”.
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I’m thinking they lopped off a few bits, mounted it on a trailer and repurposed it as a tinyhouse. Now not wanted in 48 states.
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