I have official word from the man himself! He’ll lock in a quote and get back to us!
Obviously, it is quite near the holidays, so I assume nobody will be offended if it takes a little bit to GIT R DUN
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Any way of insuring he doesn’t lowball the bid so that the safe opening will fail? I could easily picture Rob getting the absolute cheapest “locksmith” he can find…
I suppose multiple failed attempts could be more amusing than a single competent one if video recorded…
On the other hand, I prefer competency porn to incompitencey porn…
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So you’re saying that, despite being done on or around December 15th, instead, we have to wait until…at least January 15th to hear anything…
Where did Rob say he was vacationing? And with whom?
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With the safe, of course. It’s spent all that time cooped up he wants it to see the world.
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As long as they both have a safe journey home.
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I’ve gotten a list of human-recommended locksmiths in my end of town (five of em) over the last couple of days and will be making all the calls tomorrow, prioritizing those with appropriately 1990s-era handmade websites that prove they’re for real.
There’s already a $400 bid in hand from the tv-advertised local-locksmiths-who-do-everything shop, so we’re certainly covered.
My hope is that someone is willing to appear on camera; either way, I’ll make sure the reveal is as exciting as possible.
EXCITEMENT!
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Honesty Assurance: I will pay the bill up front, post it here, and Jeff can disbuse then and donate any remainder to a worthy cause.
I expect to be paid the $3.99 for the Geraldo picture, though.
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I confessed to my husband. He just laughed, which did kind of surprise me. (I think he really wants to know, too.)
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My wife saw me on the gofundme site and remarked that she needed to do her charitable donations before the year end as well… I didn’t say anything.
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Does that include the safe really being a mimic, then eating the locksmith?
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Is the $400 bid contingent on actually opening the safe, or is a good try enough? I’m willing to have a shot at it for $350, airfare, and a home-cooked dinner.
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Rob is a certified 801(n)(g) organizationer
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Um, local service guy, cash transaction, project in the bedroom, recording exictement on camera…
I was right- this is about pr0n!
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“oh, you must be the co-- I mean locksmith”
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And a very specific fetish.
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from Russian Prison Tattoos And Their Meanings
The eight-pointed stars on the clavicles denote a high-ranking thief. the dollar sign on the bow tie shows the bearer is either a safecracker, money launderer or has been convicted for the theft of state property.
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Or it could just take it’s emotions like this thing.
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