He was moonlighting as an Uber driver and was on his way to pick up a fare.
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Or perhaps the kid is a Face Dancer.
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You missed the best part, the kid’s reason for taking the car:
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Maybe he was playing Petite Theft Auto.
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So many things wrong with this. He was only five. He had a wallet? He had $3 in it? The police didn’t confiscate his cash?
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I think I had like… a Ninja Turtle or GI-Joe wallet when I was five? I remember getting cash sometimes as a gift for like a birthday or holiday.
That is a massive 5 year old, but I’m still surprised he could reach the pedals.
Also, somebody is Soooooo Grounded!
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The parents were gonna have it surgically removed but it was that or a car.
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I iz Dunerabbit.
I controls the Spice.
I controls the Universe.
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Yeah, I had a wallet when I was little. I’d put my birthday money in it to transport it to the bank to then deposit my money until I was ready to take it out, put it in my wallet and spend it on books like I was a grown up. I could use the money, in my wallet, like an adult. I was so proud of my little self.
Now never go anywhere near a bank and never have cash in my wallet. Plus I don’t get birthday money anymore.
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May His Passing Cleanse the World
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.
Are we sure the kid is 5? I have a 5 year old who is pretty much smack on average for height and she is tiny compared to this kid.
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Kids come in all different shapes and sizes at the same ages.
In followup to this story, he was mad his mom wouldn’t buy him a Lamborghini, so he gathered up his $3 and set off to California to buy one.
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