Buy Boing Boing merch and bring about the final, heaven-like stage of history


#1

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#2

Well at least this junk is cooler than most of the other junk. Are you sure about that final stage?


#3

Can I get a BB onsie, 34 waist, sized for a 6’3" bastard?


#4

I’ll take mine fitted for an oil drum I painted to look like Trogdor The Burninator.


#5

I call the BB briefs. Size XL, in pink please. With Jackhammer Jill on the butt.


#6

Okay, can I get a BB bow tie, size 18 1/2 neck?


#7

Boxer briefs!

#Boxer briefs!


#8

Go ahead. I want tighty pinkies.


#9

I have worn every underwear ever. Boxer briefs are the only true way.

(My favorite are avocado green, like a bad seventies house)


#10

No thongs?


#11

We have learned so much about you recently…


#12

And yet nothing you couldn’t learn ordinarily :smile:

(I wore a BB shirt through SJC the other day and a flight attendant stared at it for a solid 35 seconds. I explained, “Its too long to to even try to tell you what’s going on :blush:”)


#13

That’s what Americans argued was the end of history… a consumerist paradise!


#14

I thought it was an Amish paradise?


#15

That song gives Coolio a major sad. and only SOME people live in an Amish paradise… it ain’t us, I think! :wink:


#16

I seem to recall from some interview that Weird Al and Coolio had made amends.


#17

Good for them! I had not heard that. Glad that the most important rift of our times is now solved!


#18

by these items

I think you mean bye.


#19

#20

I think this will be the year I finally enamel my escutcheon.