Well at least this junk is cooler than most of the other junk. Are you sure about that final stage?
Can I get a BB onsie, 34 waist, sized for a 6’3" bastard?
I’ll take mine fitted for an oil drum I painted to look like Trogdor The Burninator.
I call the BB briefs. Size XL, in pink please. With Jackhammer Jill on the butt.
Okay, can I get a BB bow tie, size 18 1/2 neck?
Go ahead. I want tighty pinkies.
I have worn every underwear ever. Boxer briefs are the only true way.
(My favorite are avocado green, like a bad seventies house)
We have learned so much about you recently…
And yet nothing you couldn’t learn ordinarily
(I wore a BB shirt through SJC the other day and a flight attendant stared at it for a solid 35 seconds. I explained, “Its too long to to even try to tell you what’s going on ”)
That’s what Americans argued was the end of history… a consumerist paradise!
I thought it was an Amish paradise?
That song gives Coolio a major sad. and only SOME people live in an Amish paradise… it ain’t us, I think!
I seem to recall from some interview that Weird Al and Coolio had made amends.
Good for them! I had not heard that. Glad that the most important rift of our times is now solved!
by these items
I think you mean bye.
I think this will be the year I finally enamel my escutcheon.