I don’t think he’d have run in there even if he knew Ivanka was inside. And she’s the kid he actually likes.
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I would be good with that.
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Me and Emma Gonzalez call BS.
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In fact, here it is Hypothetical parade
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Yeah, it’s a cult now. Those people would take poison for him if he said it was patriot juice.
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and then… how long before he contradicts her? Right?
Anyone else seeing this?
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album name
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Sorry. They don’t exist in our dimension.
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Courtesy of Digby:
And remember this?
I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball, the Red Cross Ball, in Palm Beach, Florida. And we had the Marines. And the Marines were there, and it was terrible because all these rich people, they’re there to support the Marines, but they’re really there to get their picture in the Palm Beach Post… so you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old—very wealthy man, a lot of people didn’t like him—he fell off the stage.
Trump explained that this was a $100K-per-table fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago estate and the Marines, he admitted, were given “the worst table in the whole place” at the very back of the room in the corner.
When the old man fell in front of Trump, there were two completely different responses—one from the Marines, and one from Trump:
The Marines ran up front, picked up the man, covered in blood, and formed a human stretcher to carry him out.
Then there was Donald Trump:
And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the place.
I felt terrible, you know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red…His wife is screaming—she’s sitting right next to him, and she’s screaming.
I was saying “Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!”
Brave, brave Sir Robin!
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Not an iota of empathy anywhere in him. Raging malignant narcissism for sure.
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Taking a break from “The Frankly Pretty Awful Gatsby” to play Walter Mitty? I’m shocked.
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Reminds me of when Mark Wahlberg said he could have stopped 9/11 
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That would have been funny as hell to watch.
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I assume that is from a room in the Wyndham Grand. I spent a week there this fall and this was the view from my window. I was not that clever.
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Was thinking the same thing–has to be a meme pic in that idea somehow.
Herr Trumpf would have peed his pants bigley and run as fast as he could in the opposite direction. His bragging about his non-existent bravery is what you would expect from an 8-year-old.
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To be honest, as a veterinarian who has treated raptors, I’d have done the same thing in this case.
Bald eagles are total dicks, besides going down with his beak (which is what it looks like tRump is reacting to), watch that right foot… Yeah, fucker was trying to talon tRumplestiltskin. I’ve seen an eagle accidentally punch a hallux through someone’s shoulder blade into their lung (this was a golden eagle who was a sweetie [it was truly an accident]).
God, I hate having to side with tiny fingers, but flinching away from a pissy large raptor is actually pretty reasonable.
also, EVERY bald eagle I’ve ever had the displeasure of working with/on has been a total a-hole.
IMHO we should have picked the golden eagle as our national bird.
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Man, don’t get my hopes up!
Well, his hand does look something like a dead salmon.
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That’s like all the people who considered John Wayne a “Great American Hero”, not realizing that all the “heroic” things he had done were play-acting on a Hollywood set.
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