I think he might actually do just that, minus the running.
a) He may have deluded himself into thinking he is some patriotic superhero
b) He knows that he’d have the Secret Service surrounding his cowardly ass
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(see above)
I don’t think people support Turmp as a person; I think it’s the vehemence of someone insisting that, no, they absolutely meant to shit their pants
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Yes, because the Trump gun control policy uses Hollywood westerns as its evidence.
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There is no limit to Trump supporters’ cognitive dissonance. Sorry.
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Here he is fleeing from a bird that made a sudden move.
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Trump is Homer Simpson minus any of the positive qualities.
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I’m giving the win to Dave Anthony on this one
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LOL!
More likely that he’d shit himself, hide, and throw a stroke.
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Here he is being rushed off stage by the Secret Service after somebody yelled “gun” at a campaign rally. I know he didn’t have any choice in the matter, but it’s so easy to make boasts about what you will do in a situation when you know there’s no chance you’ll ever actually have to face it.
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I’m reminded of a mother who says “My son’s not a murderer, he’s a good boy” after the police find the son dissolving a dead hooker in a vat of acid in his garage. People who voted for Trump have invested too much emotionally in him to ever accept he’s not the idiotic overgrown baby he shows himself to be every day.
God have mercy on us all.
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He would actively try to grab children to use as shields.
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Wait… trump can run?
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Say what you want about Greg Stillson, but at least he was a self-made man with a vision.
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I threw up in my mouth and guffawed at the same time. The results were unpleasant.
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Of all the bullshit Trump has spouted, this absolutely takes the number one spot.
I doubt there’s a single person who believes him.
(Even as I believe that there are tens of millions of people whose opinions of him will not be changed one bit by him saying this)
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And now, the inevitable and entirely predictable walk-back.
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“…YOU there! Go run into the school with the active shooter! And YOU… get me the hell out of here!”
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Live footage of Donald Trump racing in there to confront the shooter:
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