Cadet Bone Spurs says he'd have run into that school, "even if I didn't have a weapon"

No.

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Did he say what he would do once had run into the school without a gun? He can’t shoot anyone. Probably the other guy had bagged all the good kids first. But he could slap a few of the smaller, slower ones. Is grabbing by the pussy involved?

I think the public should be told.

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There’s no mention of a knife in reports that I can see, and he clutches the podium and then pivots to see what’s happening behind him. “Towards the attacker” is also towards his exit route.

Trump, of course, had a fantasy version of the event:

'I was ready for him, but it’s much easier if the cops do it, don’t we agree?’ Trump said.

I am interested in where the “knife attack” idea comes from. (Trump fantasy-defended himself from a fantasy-knife?)

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Uh, he doesn’t just like her

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I was trying to be polite. And not lose my breakfast.

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Cadet Bone Spurs’ best friend in basic training was would have been Private Snafu:

70sshow-mom-laughing

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I’ll meet you half way - he’s a lardass.

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O_O

Bwah haaa haaa haaaa!

No. Just no. But thanks for the laugh. Good joke.

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How about just an ass?

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I can work with that.

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And then cling to security staff who have to point out what is going on to him.

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Now that we know that Trump would have run into the school, here’s a question to ask him:

If he’d been in the shop when that nut was buying that AR15, what would he have done?

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I think he would have said— but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career, so I am going golfing!

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Man, you want me to stay on topic all the time?

Way too caffeinated for that!

But yes, dangerous in the “minor/possibly moderate flesh wound” sort of way, not the “.223 screaming through your body in a very fatal way” sort of way. So, to stay on topic, if tRump can’t face up to an irritable raptor, I doubt his claim that he would have heroically/stupidly run towards rifle fire.

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Imagine being so dedicated to the idea that Trump is a decent human being that you create frame-by-frame breakdowns of campaign rally footage like it’s the Zapruder film just to construct a narrative where he exhibited some moment of selfless impulse.

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Hey now, that’s only meeting me quarter way.