What got me was the particular “science” writing in the Bay Nature piece about the phallic critters :
I mean, damn. 
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And the pineapple is neither pine, nor apple! And Spanish moss is neither Spanish, nor moss! And…
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And neither are they true penises.
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You’ve never had to talk to one.
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Yeah, but that’s not what’s written in the article.
Would you prefer “Cocktopus”?
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Gus Kenworthy dubbed the location “Schlong Beach” on twitter, and it’s so perfect all i can do it help spread that one around.
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I am with you to a point.
I came here to post:
Not a fish but an Annelid worm. As I typed I wondered why a pedant would also not have also noted that it isn’t also a penis. FYI- it is also not a penis. (Sexual reproduction of annelids involves a kidney like organ called nephridium/nephridia plural).
I get the, “if it is in water it is a fish” like a muskrat -a much less aquatic mammal than a dolphin that is also classified by some members of one religion as a fish.
The world is awash with penises which also happen to be politicians.
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More pedantry: Elkhorn Slough is south of SF, not north.
It has a few live webcams streaming video of the lively sea otter population in the slough, too.
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"When I was 70 I had given up on it,"she said “and now it’s growing wild.”
The people in the ER have more stories to tell?
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Man, that really makes you think twice about skinny dipping in the ocean…
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No that’s Sea Sick, not Sea Dicks.
Johnson Landslide!!! Best sub ever?
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Lots of corrections on name conventions and headlines. But last time I was there, Moss Landing was definitely South of San Fransisco… Not 50 miles north.
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