Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/13/california-beach-awash-with-pe.html
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The invasion of Sea Dicks, well you know what happens next…
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Calling Captain Ahab.
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Verily they have come to herald the victory of Mr Boris Johnson. Behold and be joyful.
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No no no! That’s Brexit not DIXIT! Get yourself together Man!
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From the looks of those things I’m guessing they’re one of the forms of seafood that isn’t Kosher.
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Not circumcised, I take it.
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“the fat innkeeper is perfectly shaped for a life spent underground.”
Now you know where to store all your spare penises.
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Trigger alert if you have a penis, or know someone who does.
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“Eat a bowl of dicks” indeed.
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I know that I know a little bit more about zoology than most people, but, um, how do you become an adult without knowing the difference between worms and fish?
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They’re called “penis fish” but are not true fish, just as “starfish” are neither fish nor actual balls of plasma burning billions of miles away.
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Dalton Wilcox tips his hat…
He has been known to dig a hole in the earth and have sex with it (it gets lonely on the range).
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Right–and so you probably wouldn’t headline an article about starfish as “California beach awash with stars which also happen to be fish.”
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Paige, no…
Anything living in water: fish. Simple enough. Japanese government still classifies dolphins as fish. Catfish is classified as seafood in my local chinese buffet.
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