Campus cop orders students to scribble over penis on a "free speech ball"

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I know a guy who went to the University of South Carolina (mascot: Gamecocks) back in the 70s. On a lark he and some friends ran a huge banner out their dorm window prior to a big football game against an arch rival, reading “WE WON’T LET CLEMSON LICK OUR COCKS.”

My friend soon got a call from the Dean strongly suggesting he take the banner down post haste if he enjoyed attending the University. He complied.

Then he got a follow-up call later that day in which the Dean sheepishly asked if he still had the banner. Apparently a rich alumni donor had seen the banner earlier that day and had thought it was hilarious, so back up it went.

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Either you never used a bathroom the whole time you were a student, or your school’s janitorial staff was far more assiduous than most.

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