Campus cop orders students to scribble over penis on a "free speech ball"

You, sir, are on a roll today!

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Generational, probably.

This whole ā€œcartoon cock and balls drawn absolutely everywhere is hilariousā€ thing simply didn’t exist when I was at school in the 70s/80s. It isn’t that we weren’t into crude/dumb humour, or that we would have had any particular objection to it. It just wasn’t a meme back then.

Now, it’s apparently universal throughout school systems worldwide.

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I’d say he’s on the ball even!

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Growing up in the 70s/80s I now feel like I have missed out on cartoon cock and balls.

At least I had 5318008 on a calculator.

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Never draw a rent-a-cop’s portrait without permission.

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He belongs in HR at a large company. Can decide stuff like this on regular basis.

ā€œBill has a calendar up and and it’s all pictures of dwarfs dressed up like clowns. My sister is a dwarf and I don’t appreciate this.ā€

ā€œEvery time I see Larry he says Na-nu-na-nu’ and does something weird with his hand. I think it’s a sexual reference.ā€

ā€œBob has a beach ball with a penis drawn on it. He said it’s a conversation starter.ā€

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A lawyer once advised me to ask officers ā€œIs that a request or an order?ā€

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Free the penis!

Too bad the headline won’t be, ā€œStudent Schools Cop About The First Amendmentā€

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If you listen to the officer, basically he’s saying that he knows that he’s going to get an angry phone call about this, and he’s going to have to investigate it as a hate crime, and he’d really rather be doing something else. So he’s asking to have ā€œat least the giant penisā€ scribbled over.[/quote]

To which the correct response should have been, ā€œNo.ā€

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I went to school in the 70s and 80s. There were dicks drawn on everything.

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ā€œJeez kid, stop standing there letting me project all over you.ā€

You are damn right I didn’t stop. If we are going to acknowledge one extreme like ā€œSelf-righteous right wing corrupt free speech hating copsā€ then we need to acknowledge the OTHER extreme ā€œSelf righteous left wing free speech hating insert any group name hereā€

This is not a Right sided problem only. I have found just as many self-proclaimed champions of the oppressed love to oppress others! Its a drawing of a penis. It’s juvenile at best. It is not a symbol of female oppression everywhere. Yet there will be someone who walks by and claims it is. If you always find yourself at the top of mountains and never on the top of mole hills…its because you are the one creating it.

Free speech can be a tough call sometimes.

Maybe it was a talking penis. And the officer heard it talking to him.

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My alma mater. Go, Blue Hens. Yay.

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This is our mascot. His name is ā€œYouDee.ā€

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ā€œPick up that can.ā€

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Supposedly that was the original name, but I’ve literally never heard it called anything but ā€œthe mallā€ or ā€œthat big middle place with the elm treesā€ in my entire life. I bet your parents still call it the Mall ;).

It’s probably a good way to spot out-of-towners.

I don’t know if you’ll be able to resist. He is quite literally a FIGHTING COCK.

Completely not kidding. Fear the chicken!

I think the drawing of the penis is a conversation starter not stopper. You could talk about courtesy, the difference between talking to friends and in public, and why some people may be uncomfortable with such a drawing. I think that this was a learning opportunity lost…

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This drawing of hands is offensive. Why does the drawing have four white hands, and only three striped hands? Also, the presence of fingers is offensive because they suggest penises. I have flagged this image for immediate removal.

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Maybe they could’ve evened it out with a drawing of a twat on the other side.