Can you achieve the perfect scrotum?

An embroidered pouch is a lovely gift idea for that special someone in your life.

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Some things just aren’t for me, fella, but whatever works!

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I’m not sure about the snap closures

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I’m just hanging out here for the comments…

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When I go to the gym in warm weather it’s always a challenge to find a place to stash my keys.

Who doesn’t need more storage, is what I’m saying.

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Sad Koala GIF

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At some point the plastic surgery industry will convince people that the only acceptable, non-weird scrotum is totally smooth and perfectly spherical, and they’ll be rolling in the money.

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IMHO, a perfect scrotum is one that doesn’t itch. :man_shrugging:

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28 posts later, the truth!!

Sister Act Reaction GIF

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Meh, regular soap and water showers, nothing fancy.

While were on the subject, am I the only one that wants to throw something at the teevees when that Lume lady comes on the screen?

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https://youtu.be/mPwhMoQBg_8

The Big Lebowski Film GIF by The Good Films

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I will not just look at it.

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Jinx!

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“Deodorant please”
“Ball, or aerosol?”
“Neither, I want it for my armpits”

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Define “achieve”.

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Chocolate is said to go well with nuts…

chocolate GIF

Edit: grammar

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I suppose this is only fair after the decades advertisers and chemical companies have spent hounding women about vaginal issues.

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