Originally published at: Can you achieve the perfect scrotum? | Boing Boing
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Wow, this article escalated quickly. The ALL CAPS ending makes it seem like it’s personal. Matt are you okay, my dude?
Hey, somebody is just trying to create a need.
Albeit a low hanging one.
At least his aren’t dry roasted.
Tucker needs to stop trying to make that a thing.
I don’t mind if he keeps trying for himself.
I mean, just wash them with soap. A Zestfully clean scent should suffice.
The real scrotums were the friends we groomed along the way.
wait
Balls to the wall; this is bananas.
Again? I mean, I’ll give it a shot.
Arsenal Fan TV on You Tube (Always worth watching when Arsenal lose) were sponsored by a scrotum shaving product. They had one of their members (pun intentional) on screen shaving a kiwi fruit to demonstrate.
I think about that far more than I should.
Do we have to look at them?
After all that work? It’s only polite.
FFS, this is utter bollocks.
I have a friend who has a special embroidery hoop for use with his “manscaping” regime. Pretty serious dedication…
You could or you could put two fifths of a Newton’s Cradle in a tote bag.
You do you Tamsin.