Can you achieve the perfect scrotum?

Originally published at: Can you achieve the perfect scrotum? | Boing Boing

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Wow, this article escalated quickly. The ALL CAPS ending makes it seem like it’s personal. Matt are you okay, my dude?

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Hey, somebody is just trying to create a need.

Albeit a low hanging one.

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At least his aren’t dry roasted.

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Tucker needs to stop trying to make that a thing.

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I don’t mind if he keeps trying for himself.

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I mean, just wash them with soap. A Zestfully clean scent should suffice.

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Tanned is so beta. Moderately charred is the new manly.

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The real scrotums were the friends we groomed along the way.

wait

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Balls to the wall; this is bananas.

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Again? I mean, I’ll give it a shot.

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Arsenal Fan TV on You Tube (Always worth watching when Arsenal lose) were sponsored by a scrotum shaving product. They had one of their members (pun intentional) on screen shaving a kiwi fruit to demonstrate.

I think about that far more than I should.

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Do we have to look at them?

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After all that work? It’s only polite.

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FFS, this is utter bollocks.

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I have a friend who has a special embroidery hoop for use with his “manscaping” regime. Pretty serious dedication…

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You could or you could put two fifths of a Newton’s Cradle in a tote bag.

You do you Tamsin.

A modest proposal.

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