Can you speak dog? Please tell us what this samoyed is trying to say


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Zuul says it means “I want a fucking snack.” She heard it and insisted I give her one too.


“Ruin, Ruin, Wreck and Ruin” or “Chaos Reigns” In either case that’s a good boyee!


Telling us to avoid road rage.


Oh, it’s probably just the same thing dogs always say.


It is saying, “Please stop filming me. You are making me uncomfortable.”


“Aurora!” Getoutthereandlookatitsillyhumancauseitwon’tlastforever


not entirely sure. i heard ‘go out’ a couple times, and a lot of 'hooman’s.

Maybe he recently saw “Get Out”, and is offering a review?


“why are you still pointing that thing at me?”
“don’t you have anything better to do?”
“put down your stupid phone and go outside, maybe talk to another human instead of texting them”
“go… go outside and leave me alone”


"You are the Chosen One, these are the All-O-Gistics:

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not take the van’s name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all!"


I’m fairly certain that my cat understood it, based on the fact that the back of his head suddenly appeared between me and my monitor.


He is making a Flat Earth debunking video. He is explaining how the Earth is round. “Round!”


He’s using reverse speech, Ruh-Roh backwards.


Perhaps it is a restaurant review?


“what do I need to do to get a treat? How about ‘shake’? Here’s ‘shake’, can I have a treat now? Aww c’mon please? I’ll do it like three more times.”


This reminds me of a bit I came up with:

"People say Michael Bay ruined their childhood. But that’s not true, we still have those beloved shows from back then. We can still enjoy those.

“What would ruin your childhood is realizing Scooby-Doo could talk perfectly fine, but was mocking Japanese people with a bad impersonation. Oh yeah, you think he is all chill hanging out with a hippy, but he was a total racist. And what’s worse is the gang didn’t say anything because they kinda thought it was funny.”


jeez, he wants to run.


Oh boy, my dog says I can’t tell you or he’ll go tear something up again but you might want to be sure you have enough doggy shampoo for tomorrow. Oh, and one of those swimming nose-clips for you.


It’s OK, you can look at my butt. Teehee.


With the pointing, I think he’s saying, "No, you’re adorable.

Either way, I think we can confirm it’s broken the cuteness meter.