Has anyone ever tried to make candles out of that sweetened wax.
This is literally an article about such a ‘confection’.
What? no, candy corn isn’t wax. It might have a wax coating? (it can certain be waxy) But not like those wax lips, which apparently you’re supposed to chew on, and are really really weird imo
If you make a candle out of wax lips, I bet it would be extra sooty and smell awful. (I doubt candy corn has enough wax/oil in it to fuel a wick)
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TIL that the folks behind this should’ve started much earlier in the year, and demanded payment in Unobtanium. Good to know… 
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they are pretty much black licorice jujubees.
wax lips?? man we loved those when we were stupid kids.
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Filed under “things I know about only because of The Mothers of Invention.”
You kids are smoking dandelions
You’re sniffing paper bags, baby
You’re dropping Good N’ Plenties
We can tell, your posture sags
Now line up here against the wall
Your bodies frail and thin
And open up your pockets
While we dump the evidence in
Go the extra mile and fail to decrypt things even if they do pay.
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Choo Choo Charlie was an engineer,
Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear.
He had an engine and he sure had fun,
He used Good n’ Plenty candy to make his train run.
Charlie says “Love my Good 'n Plenty”
Charlie says “It really rings the bell.”
Charlie says “Love my Good 'n Plenty”
“Don’t know any other candy that i love so well.”
a 60’s commercial jingle that i am doomed to never forget.
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