Originally published at: Capybaras occupy Buenos Aires suburb; no demands yet issued | Boing Boing
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Except they don’t cut the lawn, they fertilize it.
omg, they are even cuter as babies! it’s like their cuteness as adults gets compressed and concentrated, black hole-like.
The humans moved into the capybara’s habitat, not the other way around.
it was a mistake to frame the rodent influx as an invasion. “It’s the other way round: Nordelta invaded the ecosystem of the carpinchos,”
The capybaras cut and fertilize the lawns!
Like goats do! A much better deal than geese have on offer!
Do they produce milk, I’m thinking a new type of cheese is what this world needs.
My deepest apologies, the French in me sees cheese everywhere.
And the world needs a new kind of note to buy it with…
I’ve been mentally substituting “chupacabra” for “capybara” as I read this. Now that would be an interesting video.
Do they make milk, I got a great idea?
I see they are following the Sinema playbook.
Don’t besmirch the revolutionary capys, please!
I apologize to all members of the rodent community for my thoughtless defamatory remarks.
They’re mammals, so yes.
Now comes the questions of:
- Will they sit still and quietly long enough to be milked
- Is their milk palatable to people?
- Will people really care about #2 or just drink it to look cool?
Oh, you haven’t had that wonder of wonders “soy milk/cheese”, do try it, and you’ll be on board in a flat second.