Cat considers bopping dog, eventually makes a decision

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The tension was… palpable.

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Kill or play? Kill or play? Kill or play? Kill or play? …

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Makes a decision? Oh, the dog was getting a bop, no two ways about it. The cat was just savouring that sweet impending violence, for the actual moment of swatting is all too brief.

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The dog knows it’s coming. You can practically hear him thinking “don’t do it…don’t do it.”

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While I was waiting, I saw the next thing I want: “Don’t Fuck Up The Table” coasters! https://www.amazon.ca/Dont-Fuck-Table-Wood-Coasters/dp/B01M9AC8ZS

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Well, what else are house pets supposed to do all day? Sleep? Check out all the smells they already know? Look out the window? Chase their tails? Bark at the mailman? It gets boring, time to spice things up with fisticuffs, err. . . paws-ticuffs.

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Just look at the size of that doggo’s noggin, just achin for a boop

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“I believe in you. You can overcome your violent nature. Be the better kitteh. Don’t do it…”

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I’m a connoisseur of champagne cognac
The perfume nearly beats the taste
I eat an oyster and I feel the contact
But more than one would be a waste
Pete Townshend from A Little is Enough

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They have a “history”. You can tell.

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We have a tuxedo cat that does the same thing to our other cats (as we have no dog). But she’s quicker on the paw.

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I love the look on the dogs face after the swat/nip. It was like “I hate it when he does that”.

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