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“This is a very milky cup of tea Mrs. Doyle… In fact this is an ALL milk cup of tea… I mean, is there any tea in here at all?”
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“Do you thirst for the word of God?”
“Nah. This heavy cream will do.”
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Ah yes more old news.
FTFY
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But no pews
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You beat me to it. Was just writing out Old mews from the pews as a suggestion for a new name for the sermons.
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Auto-Mystery-title-generator pattern #153: The case of the <clergy_title (possessive)> cat. (“vicar’s” is always suitable)
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Stealing the Dean’s milk? Then you shall have no pie.
“Don’t say the cat’s name, Vic!”
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SPN reference?
Nah; on top of stealing milk, they lost their mittens as well.
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Mother Goose?
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I would have taken it for a Pratchett reference, except the consequences are too mild.
The Dean tends to be… excitable, shall we say.
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“Lost your mittens? / you naughty kittens! / Then you shall have no pie!”
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Secret Party! Yeah
Everybody tells me that it’s cool to be a cat
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